LB.

The life and times of a different John Mayer

I introduced them so I guess you could say it’s partly my fault. I’m not gonna take full responsibility because if he wasn’t thinking...

The first time I met her was actually through a friend setting me up. She had met her through an art class or course, can't remember...

Me and my husband didn't talk everyday when he went away on ‘business’. My kids (they were actually kids then) thought we did but I...

This week, it's uncertain if they're still gonna be my parents. I know they'll always be my parents but I don't know if they'll stay...

Dad called saying he hadn’t heard or seen from mum in 2 weeks. I didn’t think this was that strange as dad goes and visits friends...

Now, the million pound question - was it worth it? Yes. Well, of course I’m gonna say yes, as you don’t get fake married and live with...

I knew he was married because he was a regular guest at the hotel I worked at and he always wore a ring. Well, he could've been in the...

I know my lying, sniveling, husband has a whore but we're married. I married him so I could have a family. And I had a choice of guys. I...

Lets just say there's traveling involved in my job, which works out handy for me and the whore. She lives in another county. Not gonna...

My whore lives round the corner from me and my wife. It's okay, I know what you’re thinking. My wife doesn't know…yet. I mean, If I...

That isn’t the worst part. Really? Yeah, she tells me not to call her at evenings or weekends. She doesn’t say anything just huffs What?...

So, you didn't get the job? I don't know yet Just apply for more, you’ll get the job you want eventually. I mean, I'd give you the job He...

She met him in the street She was too preoccupied with trying to answer her phone before it went to voicemail She crashed into him...